Things I know to be true:
Death (this is, of course, the most obvious). Most people say "death and taxes," but do you really have to pay your taxes?
Relief. I'm not suggesting a guarantee that your pain must some day cease. I'm speaking of bladder relief. You will, at some time, need to relieve yourself.
There is always someone who wants to take advantage of you.
There is always someone you want to take advantage of.
It is impossible to go more than 24 hours without thinking about sex. In fact, for some of us, it is impossible to go 24 minutes. (Thinking about not thinking about sex is really thinking about sex, you know)
Your body is capable of more than you think it is.
Anything can become an addiction under the right conditions.
No one is normal. And the more you get to know someone, the more colorful and wonderfully weird they become. | 
